Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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