i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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