i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Duck Duck Cougar?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
