Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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