please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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