No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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