i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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