I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
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between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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