i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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