Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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