This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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