Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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