im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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