How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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