Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
