i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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