How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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