The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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