Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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