I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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