just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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