i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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