hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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