these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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