Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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