I think I just saw someone hide a body.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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