Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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