You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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