If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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