Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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