I think i peed on brittanys purse
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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