Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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