Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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