I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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