I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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