im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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