Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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