i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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