Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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