Just fell off a train. Bad.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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