i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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