As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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