She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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