So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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