Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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