Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
