After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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