Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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