Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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