So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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